Francis is creepily flexible and usually will freak people out by suddenly doing a full split despite what task is at hand
Oh mon amour, I love you so much. I hope we never…
Split.
I’M CRYING
Eurovision is actually a big deal because after we spent 1000 years killing each other we’ve decided to put our weapons aside and dazzle each other with our ridiculous singing performances, nice Russian grannies and gay Romanian draculas.
