repeating-serenity: my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
egberts: of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange
run-cause-hitler: enayalate-h8-this-year: bbanditt: slett: winchestercodependency: ibecameacat: what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off “People with vaginas” what are those called again I can’t remember this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
pizzaforpresident: jaclcfrost: avatargrimes: jaclcfrost: chiptunehero: jaclcfrost: no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother peter pot peter pot the only boy who was higher than peter pan and this is probably why no one talks about him peter pot is so high, he neverlands. and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust why would peter pan’s brother have...
jews: before u say i am make too much holiday abt food let me explain u a thing
Reblog if you are so unpopular that you don't even...
gaysexistheanswer: hungarian: someone in class asked me for my tumblr & i took her phone & told her i followed myself on her account but i actually followed gaysexistheanswer thank you
gatzzby: hannahsneakers: why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books i mean best male/female character best antagonist best plot development best plot twist come on #book you threw across the room the hardest
sugariechibi: [France’s voice] swaggity swag qu’est-ce qui dans le sac
louisharrystylinson: louisharrystylinson: I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE FOREVER see the ball feel the ball be the ball
shark-meppard: guys i’m laughing so hard look at htis fukcin screencap he looks like fuckin grumpy cat. i’m gnona die [x]
cowboybeboop: viste: cowboybeboop: reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
Roses: Who is your love interest?
Lilacs: Do you consider yourself beautiful and innocent?
Irises: Do you have words worth spreading? Wise words?
Gladiolus: Are you violent?
Lilies: Have you lost someone important to you?
Protea: Are you courageous?
Peony: Are you lucky?
Orchid: Are you a charming person?
Statice: What do you like to remember?
Sun flower: What brings you happiness?
Lisianthus: What do you appreciate?
Sweet pea: Are you delicate or sweet?
Tulip: Are you elegant or graceful?
Hydrangea: Have you endured/suffered for beauty?
Fresia: Who is your best friend?
Jasmine: How sexual do you think you are?
jcatgrl: freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.
miguu: you broke the ocean in half to be here only to meet nothing that wants you.
algrenion: algrenion: every april fools day Hannibal sedates Will and drops him in the middle of an elk enclosure
kingofbear: when someone says their eyes change colour
beingpansexualisokay: shotadreams: mage-of-katnep: rainbowsfireworks: confusedtree: ollivander: lampghost: [sleep-over voice] are you awake [sleep-over reply voice] yeah [regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH [confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life [annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up [sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna...
jadehariey: so yahoo reports that michelle obama wore the same dress three times. congratulations, you have now confirmed that the white house indeed has washing machines
willsmith420: gwenelizz: Someone please explain to me why Will Smith looks exactly the same as he did in 1989
occultalux: i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants: omg i just realized why mario and luigi are red and green how i didn’t see that i’m so stupid oh
i am three years behind in my math homework